H-hello? Gosh, I'm not even sure if I'm using this right...

[Luke clears his throat nervously.]

Um, my name is Luke Triton. I'm twelve-years-old and I think I've been kidnapped somehow.  Has anyone seen a man named Professor Hershel Layton? He wears a really tall top hat and a brown jacket, I need to find him right away!

And um...

C-can anyone explain why my teddy bear suddenly came to life?

[In the background, you can hear a loud cry of "Ursa!" from Luke's new Teddiursa.]